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As you can probably imagine my friends make fun of me for being a garbage man. In fact it is safe to say that it is one of the most disrespected, scorned, mocked professions in society. However, when you think about it, it is one of the most important. Without us where would all of your garbage go? Would everyone really haul it down to the local land fill every day or even week? I don't think so, it would be utter chaos.
Entering the Profession
To be honest with you it is not what I expected to be doing with my life either, especially after graduating from Yale with honors in Bio-chemistry. After I graduated I couldn't find a  Beats By Dr Dre Buy job in my field and so my cousin offered for me to join him one summer as a garbage man on the local neighborhood route. As soon as I started making those first few rounds I was hooked.  R&b Beats For Sale
You know when you see a dog  Beats By Dr Dre Cheapest put his head out of the car window and he looks like he is in total bliss as the wind races past his hairy face, well that's how I feel. No stuffy office, no cubicle, no computer screen in my face, no phone ringing in my ear all day, just the wind in my hairy face, because I'm a garbage man, what do I need to shave for. Furthermore, it's great physical exercise. Who needs a gym when lifting heavy garbage cans on a daily basis has done more for my body than any fitness room could do? I can lift two Rumpke garbage cans now by self, one in each arm.
Also, you know the joke the best thing about being a garbage man is it's a dollar a day  Monster Beats Turbine and all you can eat, well it's true. Actually we make about $4.20 a day and it's all you can eat. I eat like a king. People throw away so much good food, in fact my co-workers and I  Buy Beats By Dre probably pound half of the garbage that we pick up. Occasionally an argument breaks out over the chicken bones but usually there is more than enough to go around.
The Garbage Woman
The best thing I got out of being a garbage man is that is how I met my wife. A few years ago she joined my crew. I didn't even realize there was such a thing as a garbage woman, but alas, to my good fortune, there is. We both worked the back of the truck so we had a lot time to hang out, talk, and eat garbage together. Needless to say she was a pretty cheap date, which worked out because at $4.20 an hour we weren't going anywhere fancy. Eventually it became clear that this was my wife and I decided to propose to her one day  Monster Beats Kobe Bryant on the back of the truck. For the engagement rings, I decided to make it out of fresh chicken bones and egg shells.

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